Secure boyfriend
He doesn't trigger your anxiety.
He doesn't make you guess.
He just shows up... Consistently.
Comes with:
Green flag - Safe and emotionally available (will protect your heart)
Book - Because he reads, cares about self improvement, and has interests outside of media and surfing.
Calendar: he PLANS DATES.
Keys - He's not afraid of commitment.
Unicorn horn: Because it's the rarest and most desired collectible.
Flowers: He's thoughtful and is addicted to seeing a smile plastered across your face.
"I'm not going anywhere" text: He won't love bomb you and then disappear. He's in it for the long haul.